A recent text conversation between Monsieur Pepe le Peu and myself, began as any normal chit chat would. Just as we were about to end our friendly exchange, it took a turn down an entirely different path. It all basically started with one word: word. From that starting point, a discussion of religion, politics, science, world history, literature, pop-culture, Greek mythology, time travel, and existentialism commenced. All of the following statements are fact-based and can be backed by numerous references.
Alain Charnier: Are you staying down there the rest of the week then?
Mosieur Pepe le Peu: Probably I might come back Monday.
AC: Word.
MP: To our mothers
AC: To all the mothers of the world
MP: To all the mothers of the universe, both human and alien alike.
AC: To God's Mother, the creator of God. Who in turn, created all the human and alien mothers.
(It gets a little contentious here) MP: Shut up you Catholic! This goes out to Big Bang's mother, the mother of all mothers.
AC: Sorry Pepe, but even Big Bang's mother had a mother...
AC: Big Momma Bang
AC: Starring, Martin Lawrence
MP: Sorry Alain, even Big Momma has a mama and a papa. Mama Cass Immortality versus the ham sandwich.
AC: No Need to apologize Pepe but as you already know... The ham sandwich that Mama Cass Immortality so viciously choked on, was once a pig. This pig had a mother, who's father happened to be Babe the Pig. And Babe's mother was married to a pig named Wilbur. You might remember him from Charlotte's Web...
AC: So my point is, the universe was created by Arnold from Green Acres, the father of Wilbur.
MP: You obviously aren't taking the Muslim perspective into account because god would never be associated with pigs. The true god is George Orwell author of...
MP: Animal Farm
AC: I'm familiar with your false idol/demi-god Orwell. As you know, Orwell wrote it in reference to Stalin, who many Russians (god fearing men themselves) feared. So was Stalin the one true God??? Of course not. This was refuted when...
AC: Marty McFly was time traveling in his DeLorean and stopped in 1955. Then Bill and Ted picked him up and traveled to 1948, where they picked up Orwell.
AC: They all then traveled to 1984. This is where they listened to, and loved the album 1984 by Van Halen.
AC: Soon after there was a struggle for the reign of power over men, between one Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth. Roth claimed victory, left the group and released the subsequent single, California Girls.
AC: Written by the real God, Brian Wilson.
MP: This anti-pinko commie bastard libel means nothing, burn in hell with McCarthy. Is God the holy trinity with David Lee Roth, Eddie Van Halen and Sammy Hagar?
AC: This is all chronicled in Stephen Hawking's book: A Brief History of Time
MP: Everyone knows Brian Wilson was a puppet of the one True God, Charles
MP: Manson
MP: Key point, A Brief History of Time.
MP: What Hawkings didn't know, was that an Event Horizon can bend space, time, and matter. Thus, making Laurence Fischburne.
AC: The holy trinity is the aforementioned Babe, Wilbur and Arnold.
AC: As for Larry Fischburne...
AC: In Greek mythology he's known as Furious Styles, Styles is the father of Tre. Tre had a pack of wild Snow Dogs, he endured a long and arduous Boat Trip to a place known in the modern world as Daddy Day Camp.
AC: The director of this camp was an evil tyrant named Fred Savage.
AC: Savage is called The God of the Little Monsters by the Greeks. He ruled supremely throughout a time period now referred to by historians as, The Wonder Years.
MP: Kevin was his real name. Thus my complex is complete.
AC: You have a Paul but no Winnie Cooper.
MP: Going 100 in my Mini Cooper.
AC: Or a smart car but you're pushin' a cart from King Soopers.
MP: Got it suped up and fit for a king.
MP: Just picked up the last six-pack of Oberon. Fucking heaven
AC: Did you know, Oberon (also spelled Auberon) is a legendary king of the fairies in medieval and Renaissance literature. He is best known as a character in William Shakespeare's play, A Midsummer Night's Dream, in which he is Consort to Titania, Queen of the Fairies...
AC: I'll stop, good beer though.
MP: You bored or what?
AC: Dying of boredom, I copied that last blurb from Wikipedia.
MP: Worse stretch than Mandingo on a virgin. P.S. Mandingo came up in predictive text.
AC: I have something jumbling in my head with predictive text and protective sex, but I can't connect the dots yet.
Alain Charnier: Are you staying down there the rest of the week then?
Mosieur Pepe le Peu: Probably I might come back Monday.
AC: Word.
MP: To our mothers
AC: To all the mothers of the world
MP: To all the mothers of the universe, both human and alien alike.
AC: To God's Mother, the creator of God. Who in turn, created all the human and alien mothers.
(It gets a little contentious here) MP: Shut up you Catholic! This goes out to Big Bang's mother, the mother of all mothers.
AC: Sorry Pepe, but even Big Bang's mother had a mother...
AC: Big Momma Bang
AC: Starring, Martin Lawrence
MP: Sorry Alain, even Big Momma has a mama and a papa. Mama Cass Immortality versus the ham sandwich.
AC: No Need to apologize Pepe but as you already know... The ham sandwich that Mama Cass Immortality so viciously choked on, was once a pig. This pig had a mother, who's father happened to be Babe the Pig. And Babe's mother was married to a pig named Wilbur. You might remember him from Charlotte's Web...
AC: So my point is, the universe was created by Arnold from Green Acres, the father of Wilbur.
MP: You obviously aren't taking the Muslim perspective into account because god would never be associated with pigs. The true god is George Orwell author of...
MP: Animal Farm
AC: I'm familiar with your false idol/demi-god Orwell. As you know, Orwell wrote it in reference to Stalin, who many Russians (god fearing men themselves) feared. So was Stalin the one true God??? Of course not. This was refuted when...
AC: Marty McFly was time traveling in his DeLorean and stopped in 1955. Then Bill and Ted picked him up and traveled to 1948, where they picked up Orwell.
AC: They all then traveled to 1984. This is where they listened to, and loved the album 1984 by Van Halen.
AC: Soon after there was a struggle for the reign of power over men, between one Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth. Roth claimed victory, left the group and released the subsequent single, California Girls.
AC: Written by the real God, Brian Wilson.
MP: This anti-pinko commie bastard libel means nothing, burn in hell with McCarthy. Is God the holy trinity with David Lee Roth, Eddie Van Halen and Sammy Hagar?
AC: This is all chronicled in Stephen Hawking's book: A Brief History of Time
MP: Everyone knows Brian Wilson was a puppet of the one True God, Charles
MP: Manson
MP: Key point, A Brief History of Time.
MP: What Hawkings didn't know, was that an Event Horizon can bend space, time, and matter. Thus, making Laurence Fischburne.
AC: The holy trinity is the aforementioned Babe, Wilbur and Arnold.
AC: As for Larry Fischburne...
AC: In Greek mythology he's known as Furious Styles, Styles is the father of Tre. Tre had a pack of wild Snow Dogs, he endured a long and arduous Boat Trip to a place known in the modern world as Daddy Day Camp.
AC: The director of this camp was an evil tyrant named Fred Savage.
AC: Savage is called The God of the Little Monsters by the Greeks. He ruled supremely throughout a time period now referred to by historians as, The Wonder Years.
MP: Kevin was his real name. Thus my complex is complete.
AC: You have a Paul but no Winnie Cooper.
MP: Going 100 in my Mini Cooper.
AC: Or a smart car but you're pushin' a cart from King Soopers.
MP: Got it suped up and fit for a king.
MP: Just picked up the last six-pack of Oberon. Fucking heaven
AC: Did you know, Oberon (also spelled Auberon) is a legendary king of the fairies in medieval and Renaissance literature. He is best known as a character in William Shakespeare's play, A Midsummer Night's Dream, in which he is Consort to Titania, Queen of the Fairies...
AC: I'll stop, good beer though.
MP: You bored or what?
AC: Dying of boredom, I copied that last blurb from Wikipedia.
MP: Me too, just got done with a long shift outside of Chicago.
AC: Oh man, I know that stretch.MP: Worse stretch than Mandingo on a virgin. P.S. Mandingo came up in predictive text.
AC: I have something jumbling in my head with predictive text and protective sex, but I can't connect the dots yet.
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