The writers and brain trust of this blog are extremely proud to present the top music videos of 2013. After missing the last two years because of lawsuits and legal wrangling, we are back with a vengeance! Some notable changes have come since the end of 2010 (what happened to Sean Kingston?). However, the spirit of this list is stronger and our picks are more passionate than ever. So without further ado, ladies and gentleman: The Best Music Videos of 2013!!
10. Paris Hilton feat. Lil Wayne- Good Time: It's the 10 year anniversary of "1 Night in Paris". Paris might be having a good time now, but I think she had a better time performing fellatio in night vision. This video also marks the final nail in the coffin for Weezy's once prolific career, RIP.
9. Britney Spears- Work Bitch: Thanks, but we'll probably just "jerk bitch".
8. Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne- High School: We don't know why this song is titled High School, but we wish Nicki's boobs would "drop out" of that swimsuit.
7. Robin Thicke feat. T.I. and Pharrell- Blurred Lines: We directed this video.
6. Ke$ha feat. Pitbull- Timber: Two of our favorite artists teamed up for a country-themed pop song?! This is the most bizarrely awesome video to ever happen. As for Ke$ha, wow. You can yell, "TIMBERRRR!" all you want, but nothing's going to make our wood fall down.
5. Mike Will Made It feat. Miley Cyrus, Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa- 23: I think Miley has already stuck her tongue out more this year than MJ did in his entire basketball career. So is she the Michael Jordan of Michael Jordan tongue-wagging?
4. Kelly Rowland feat. Lil Wayne- ICE: We made this 2012 video an exception in honor of our eternal love for Kelly Rowland (and apparently Lil Wayne). Plus, we never gave her Commander video proper respect. But the main reason this video made it is because of the shirtless dude with abs of steel.
3. Girls' Generation- I Got a Boy: They got a boy and uh, we've got issues.
2. Major Lazer- Bubble Butt: Little known fact: This song started out as a "Bublé Butt", in honor of the dreamy Canadian crooner. Then Diplo remembered who he is and turned it into this twerk anthem.
1. Rihanna- Pour It Up: Her career has continued down the path we prophetically envisioned two years ago. Here's to you Rihanna, whore it up, whore it up.
10. Paris Hilton feat. Lil Wayne- Good Time: It's the 10 year anniversary of "1 Night in Paris". Paris might be having a good time now, but I think she had a better time performing fellatio in night vision. This video also marks the final nail in the coffin for Weezy's once prolific career, RIP.
9. Britney Spears- Work Bitch: Thanks, but we'll probably just "jerk bitch".
8. Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne- High School: We don't know why this song is titled High School, but we wish Nicki's boobs would "drop out" of that swimsuit.
7. Robin Thicke feat. T.I. and Pharrell- Blurred Lines: We directed this video.
6. Ke$ha feat. Pitbull- Timber: Two of our favorite artists teamed up for a country-themed pop song?! This is the most bizarrely awesome video to ever happen. As for Ke$ha, wow. You can yell, "TIMBERRRR!" all you want, but nothing's going to make our wood fall down.
5. Mike Will Made It feat. Miley Cyrus, Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa- 23: I think Miley has already stuck her tongue out more this year than MJ did in his entire basketball career. So is she the Michael Jordan of Michael Jordan tongue-wagging?
4. Kelly Rowland feat. Lil Wayne- ICE: We made this 2012 video an exception in honor of our eternal love for Kelly Rowland (and apparently Lil Wayne). Plus, we never gave her Commander video proper respect. But the main reason this video made it is because of the shirtless dude with abs of steel.
3. Girls' Generation- I Got a Boy: They got a boy and uh, we've got issues.
2. Major Lazer- Bubble Butt: Little known fact: This song started out as a "Bublé Butt", in honor of the dreamy Canadian crooner. Then Diplo remembered who he is and turned it into this twerk anthem.
1. Rihanna- Pour It Up: Her career has continued down the path we prophetically envisioned two years ago. Here's to you Rihanna, whore it up, whore it up.
