This is a list of the very best music videos of the past year (and one or two from '08). These videos are all ground-breaking, inspirational, and influential to the members of this blog. So without further ado here is our top ten list.
10. Pink-Funhouse: "This used to be a funhouse but now it's filled with evil clowns." That sums up Pink's beautiful lyricism in one sentence.
9. Beyonce Feat. Lady Gaga-Video Phone: We hate this video. The song is horrible, the video is bad, Gaga looks like Marilyn Manson, and to quote Pierre Louvre: "Beyonce turned into Tatyana Ali."
8. David Guetta Feat. Akon-Sexy Chick: Every list has to include Akon. If you want to pick up a girl at the bar just say, "I'm trying to find the words to describe you, without being disrespectful".
7. Mike Epps-Big Girls: "Mo'Nique and some wings and I'm good to go."
6. Katy Perry-Hot N Cold: Technically this video was released at the end of '08 but we don't care. Katy Perry has great boobs and nice legs so we made an exception.
5. Yo Gotti Feat. Gucci Mane, Trina, and Nicki Minaj-Five Star Chick Remix: I just had an epiphany...this video is awesome.
4. Shakira-She Wolf: She's goes from goofy to sexy seamlessly. Pretzels wonder how she twists like that.
3. Kesha-Tik Tok: I have awoken many a mornings feeling like P. Diddy. This video perfectly portrays that state of mind.
2. Lady Gaga-Bad Romance: We're gaga for Gaga. Also, Erin Phebus has a lock of her hair.
1. Miley Cyrus-Party in the U.S.A.: Monsieur Pepe Le Peu said it best, "I walk up to Miley Cyrus with American flag boxers on and say, there's a party in the U.S.A." So completely wrong yet somehow right.
