The new year is upon us once again, which can only mean one thing: The Best Music Videos of 2010 list. Yes folks, the world's most famous year end list is back, and I'll have to say there are a few surprises. Some new faces pop up in the countdown, but a lot of artists from last year are still relevant. One glaring omission, Lady Gaga. Unfortunately, "machine gun boobs" were not good enough to make the countdown (which proves how amazing this year was for videos). Some other artists who almost made the list include: Trina, Mike Epps, Leighton Meester, Kelly Rowland (respect, that Commander video is crazy!) Any hoo, here is our list of the top ten music videos for 2010...
10. Selena Gomez and The Scene-Naturally (Dave Aude Remix): She makes us feel like natural women. Everything comes naturally for her (we can't say the same for her band, The Scene). David Guetta is soooo 2009, 2010 and beyond belongs to Dave Aude.
9. Sean Kingston feat. Justin Bieber-Eenie Meenie: Justin Bieber eye-fucked his way onto this countdown. The proof is in the video folks. As for Sean Kingston, he ate his way onto the countdown. Eat your hearts out ladies, because if you don't...he will.
8. Miley Cyrus-Who Owns My Heart: Although we wish she would bring back the Party in the U.S.A. vibe, we know that chapter of her life is over. However, we will settle for the bong-smoking, caged bird, club-hopping, scantily clad, raver chick she has grown up to be.
7. Erykah Badu-Window Seat: This video (a great example of artistic expression) tackles numerous hot-button issues, including: political, racial, and sexual. But even Krista Judge can't believe the ass on Erykah Badu. Back, back, back it up and dump it!
6. Nicki Minaj-Right Thru Me: Speaking of backing it up and dumping it...Nicki enters our countdown behind some great artists butt just because she's in the rear, doesn't mean she caused a rumpus when she found out. Ass for the video itself, we wish we could see right thru that shower door.
5. Shakira-Loca: We're loca, loca, loca for this Latin goddess!! As long as she keeps making music and videos, she will be on this list. A one second hip shake would even be enough. When she's 75 and has two fake hips, she will still be on here.
4. Rihanna-Rude Boy: Does she sing about anything other than getting fucked anymore? Seriously, she needs a guy with a big one, that knows how to use it, and can go downtown. If 2010 is any indication of the artistic direction her career is heading in...then we are excited and frightened at the same time!
3. Miss A-Bad Girl, Good Girl: Monsieur Pepe le Peu had four words to say about this South Korean pop group's video: FEI. JIA. MIN. SUZY. We don't know you, we don't know you, we don't know you...but we'd riiiike to.
2. Katy Perry-California Gurls: Machine-gun boobs weren't good enough for this countdown but you know what were...Whipped-Cream Boobs! Katy Perry teamed up with SnoopDogg for this summer smash, and it is still melting our popsicles in sub-zero temperatures.
1. Ciara feat. Ludacris-Ride: On the sixth day, God created Ciara's Ride video. On the seventh day, he masturbated.
10. Selena Gomez and The Scene-Naturally (Dave Aude Remix): She makes us feel like natural women. Everything comes naturally for her (we can't say the same for her band, The Scene). David Guetta is soooo 2009, 2010 and beyond belongs to Dave Aude.
9. Sean Kingston feat. Justin Bieber-Eenie Meenie: Justin Bieber eye-fucked his way onto this countdown. The proof is in the video folks. As for Sean Kingston, he ate his way onto the countdown. Eat your hearts out ladies, because if you don't...he will.
8. Miley Cyrus-Who Owns My Heart: Although we wish she would bring back the Party in the U.S.A. vibe, we know that chapter of her life is over. However, we will settle for the bong-smoking, caged bird, club-hopping, scantily clad, raver chick she has grown up to be.
7. Erykah Badu-Window Seat: This video (a great example of artistic expression) tackles numerous hot-button issues, including: political, racial, and sexual. But even Krista Judge can't believe the ass on Erykah Badu. Back, back, back it up and dump it!
6. Nicki Minaj-Right Thru Me: Speaking of backing it up and dumping it...Nicki enters our countdown behind some great artists butt just because she's in the rear, doesn't mean she caused a rumpus when she found out. Ass for the video itself, we wish we could see right thru that shower door.
5. Shakira-Loca: We're loca, loca, loca for this Latin goddess!! As long as she keeps making music and videos, she will be on this list. A one second hip shake would even be enough. When she's 75 and has two fake hips, she will still be on here.
4. Rihanna-Rude Boy: Does she sing about anything other than getting fucked anymore? Seriously, she needs a guy with a big one, that knows how to use it, and can go downtown. If 2010 is any indication of the artistic direction her career is heading in...then we are excited and frightened at the same time!
3. Miss A-Bad Girl, Good Girl: Monsieur Pepe le Peu had four words to say about this South Korean pop group's video: FEI. JIA. MIN. SUZY. We don't know you, we don't know you, we don't know you...but we'd riiiike to.
2. Katy Perry-California Gurls: Machine-gun boobs weren't good enough for this countdown but you know what were...Whipped-Cream Boobs! Katy Perry teamed up with SnoopDogg for this summer smash, and it is still melting our popsicles in sub-zero temperatures.
1. Ciara feat. Ludacris-Ride: On the sixth day, God created Ciara's Ride video. On the seventh day, he masturbated.
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