Water World where the water flows like wine and the 16yr olds flock like the salmon of Capistrano. There is not a finer place in all of Colorado to ask your self "Huh, I wonder if she is eighteen" or "What kind of hormones are they putting in the food these days" Personally follow my rule of thumb which is to follow Chris Rock's rule of thumb.
Besides that it is a great way to spend the day cooling off when all the 9-5ers are stuck in their glass and brick cages. Bring in some food and drink (No alcohol wink wink). Or head outside and hit up the Little Ceasers for $5 Dollar Hot and Readys. Mmmmmm.
I would have to say that the two best ways to spend your time there are to kick your friends ass by touching the top of the half pipe slide. Plus all the ladies, key here is ladies, not girls, get a little wetter from watching you perform such a daring feat.
The other thing that comes highly recommended is blasting families and small children in the face with water guns and hoses. Situate yourself around the toilet bowl ride and have at it. You can make more kids cry than this guy.
Plus you can't really tell cause you just wash their tears away with your high pressure water toys. This can provide hours and hours of entertainment for the whole family, or at least you. Yes the life guards will ask you to quit but they are only 16 themselves and if you give them a look like this they will leave you alone.
I give Water World 4 Eiffels due to immense amounts of fun, but no alcohol allowed and lack of age appropriate women, oh yeah and the life guard that yelled at me.
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